I applied to work for Tim Burton doing anything. I showed up for my interview and he conducted mine first (in a small group of people). I was mortified because he was asking me to draw things and I can’t draw worth shit. I also made little sculptures out of gum (as per his request) and he made fun of them to my face. Then everyone else disappeared and I was asked to draw a building…a few seconds later he grabbed my waist and we had sex.
Turns out Tim Burton had a bunch of sex slaves that he kept in his studio and I was trying to have sex with him more but without becoming his sex slave. It was hard work