Jared 

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What about the PRNDL





I still call it the PRNDL because I saw this episode before I started driving

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What about the PRNDL

I still call it the PRNDL because I saw this episode before I started driving

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Dream

I applied to work for Tim Burton doing anything. I showed up for my interview and he conducted mine first (in a small group of people). I was mortified because he was asking me to draw things and I can’t draw worth shit. I also made little sculptures out of gum (as per his request) and he made fun of them to my face. Then everyone else disappeared and I was asked to draw a building…a few seconds later he grabbed my waist and we had sex.

Turns out Tim Burton had a bunch of sex slaves that he kept in his studio and I was trying to have sex with him more but without becoming his sex slave. It was hard work

My heart wants roots. My mind wants wings. I cannot bear their bickerings. — E. Y. Harburg (via missaira)

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explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

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becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

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You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect. — T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)

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crazedbittnah:

Amanda.

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Amanda.

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

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look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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crazedbittnah:

Pool day.

#myboyfriend

crazedbittnah:

Pool day.

#myboyfriend